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A volcanic eruption against the digital narcissistic feedback helix of social media influencers—those phone-fondling faith healers turning their existence into infomercials while manifesting nothing but the ability to monetize daddy issues.

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This verbal napalm exposes why we worship digital televangelists: our desperate need to feel connected made us replace actual relationships with filtered narcissists selling salvation through affiliate links. We're not followers—we're livestock being milked for engagement while thanking the farmer for the privilege. The saddest reality show? Us watching them pretend to live.