Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring…except me, my mum, Santa Claus, Krampus & Belsnickel.

In this festive special we've loaded up the sleigh with yuletide memories from childhood. The fear of having my picture taken with Father Christmas. Santa deniers. The ideology of Christmas Shoes. Old socks full of nuts and fruit. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. A typewriter, and some alternatives to Santa Claus, courtesy of German folklore.