The guys try to convince Swag he likes mayo, how long will we remember Luka's return game, quite the first round at the Masters, a reminder as to who the best "Ant' is in the NBA,..should Toumani be on the All-NBA defensive team, how will Blazers fans remember this season in a few years, who would you call during your colonoscopy, Swag is delusional, the latest NFL signings and draft rumors, and a proper send off for Jeff Austin after 17 years here at The FAN.

Our dedicated boss, Jeff Austin, calls it a career after 17 years in Portland and four decades in the radio industry. His final thoughts on The FAN with the guys.

The guys think Swag is delusional, plus some NFL free agent signings and draft rumors...then a proper send off to our loyal boss, Jeff Austin as he begins a life of leisure.

Will Toumani make an NBA All-Defensive team, how will this Blazers season be remembered a few years from now...would you call into a sports show during your colonoscopy and how back was Nick Dunlap.

The guys point out to Swag that he does indeed like Mayo, will Luka's return game be remembered forever, what happened Rory...is he the LeBron of the PGA Tour, and we are reminded who the best "Ant" is in the NBA.

We're all fired up for the start of The Masters, Dirt has the whole spread out, Swag's making cocktails, it was an emotional night for Luka, did the Mavs make another big mistake, why can't the Blazers tank properly, some fun with audio, an NFL Draft preview with Andrew Nemec and more.

Not only does know college recruiting, Andrew Nemec lives for the NFL Draft, but is he fired up for this year's edition? He breaks it all down with the guys two weeks from the Titans officially being on the clock.

Andrew Nemec joins the guys to preview the NFL Draft two weeks out, they rank their favorite of the Masters foods, then check into the play so far in Round 1, and we get ready to say goodbye...

Quite the return for Luka to Dallas, but what were the Mavs thinking...Why can't the Blazers tank properly...Do we need a Naked Gun reboot, and fun with audio.

The Magic Hat resonating, sports fashion evolution and is Swag being a baby? Then Dirt lays out his Masters spread, and we dive into the Magic Hat.