Maddog and Benjy are joined by Sergio Chicon and Aaron Berg to discuss all things "dirtbag shit", including what masturbation was like before the advent of internet porn, using AOL chatrooms to pick up girls, and doing dirtbag shit like picking your teeth with a Metrocard and peeing in a potted plant.

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