Danny and Pickle return! It's time for the beginning of the end of Dirty Dancing Month. Cousin Bergley - with the aid of Portuguese subtitles - takes us by the hand and guides us through this fever dream of a live production. Rather than adaptation, it's a celebration of the Songs of Dirty Dancing (and some other shit we don't care about). Eric Carmen (Hungry Eyes) plays Clarence Boddicker to Bill Medley (Time of My Life)'s Dick Jones. The Contours steal the show, and we talk about Black Swan a lot for some reason? DANNY: LIFE'S A JOURNEY, DIG IT???????? LIFE'S A GARDEN - THAT'S WHY YOU DIG IT! YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED!