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Dirty December, Fake Tables & Haaland in Handcuffs


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The lads are back for a wild New Year episode packed with Dirty December stories, a Premier League table that looks completely fake, Sunderland refusing to be bullied by City, Arsenal debates, striker discourse gone left, and Chelsea spiralling into yet another identity crisis. From karaoke confessions to Haaland getting pocketed, this one goes everywhere — fast.

Timestamps

0:00 Intro & Dirty December vibes

6:45 Sunderland vs Man City: desire over talent

13:30 Why Haaland struggles vs certain teams

18:50 Rodri returns and City look scary again

24:10 Dirty December exposing fake form

28:40 Arsenal vs Villa and title momentum

34:30 Gyökeres debate: striker or winger?

41:20 The FAKE Premier League table rant

47:10 Chelsea and Maresca fallout begins

52:30 Has Chelsea lost its identity?

58:20 City vs Chelsea preview

1:04:30 Final thoughts and predictions

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