Written, produced and performed by: Orlando Segarra Just Press Playhouse is made up of Orlando Segarra and Gabe Templin. JPP produces Time Trip! and an anthology channel Just Press Playhouse Presents which houses Kid Pros and stand alone episodes such as Lights On in Puerto Rico! Time Trip!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/time-trip/id1491176296 Kid Pros: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-press-playhouse-presents/id1145020758 TRANSCRIPT HYPNO VOICE Dirty. You're so dirty. Yeah. Turn that faucet on. Yeah. There you go. Do it. Pump that soap. Pump it. More. More for your hands. Scrub scrub scrub. Dirty human. Wash your hands like the nasty person you are. You're so filthy. Nice and soapy. Wash those dirty hands you filthy human. Don't forget between your fingers. Nasty. Wash your dirty, filthy hands. You're such a filthy person. Now rinse. Rinse. Rinse them all off. There you go. You'll be back. You can't help yourself. You dirty thing.