Umar and Augustine meet in front of the Pope's old novitiate in Saint Louis to meet with eminent local historian Christian Naffziger to discuss the neighborhood, gentrification, French people, Duke Ferdinand, flat earthers, confederate monuments, and pretty much anything Fr. Augustine's A.D.D. can sneak in...

While the boys discuss the newly elected pope, a massive tornado rips through Saint Louis!

Umar and Augustine choose the next Pope…in their own special “Papal Enclave.”

Umar visits Father Augustine's Sexual Ethics Class and answers questions:

What is Truth?What is Reality?What is evil?What is sin?Can god change the “rules” of ethics if he wants to?Are human beings basically good or basically bad?What is a human being/What does it mean to be human?Does the world need a code of sexual ethics?What is the role of women in Islam?How does the Koran define chastity and how does a Muslim man approach it?How does Islam approach the topic of artificial contraception?How does Islam advise homosexuals to be chaste?Do you believe that homosexuals should have the option of being legally married?How does Islam/the Koran address the topic of homosexuality?Are there elements of Catholic sexual ethics that you find off-putting or just plane wrong?Why did you convert to Islam?How do most Muslims think of Catholics (in your opinion)?Where (in your opinion) did Catholicism (and/or Christianity) go wrong?Is there anything you admire about the Catholic Church?What should America learn from Islam?Do Muslims believe in Hell?  If so, what sort of sins can land you in HellDo you believe that living with your intended spouse before getting married is justifiable?Why do human beings have bodies?

Father Augustine downloaded royalty-free Gregorian Chant (The Dies Irae) and Ramadan music, spliced them together on Garage Band, and here it is: the complete theme song--beginning to end.

In the exciting finale to the finale to the first season...the boys discuss great books, the World Cup, and America's lost moral authority.

The guys discuss the archaeology of Israel, how to eat dog, and inter religious dialogue.

Auschwitz, Antisemitism, and Israel

Umar and Augustine talk liturgy...and other things.

Umar makes a big announcement and the boys talk about saints.