The finale of season 9 is upon us, and it is too little too late! More importantly, it involves the biggest robbery in DWTS history, facilitated by bad production choices, Dmitry’s decisions, and an incorrect America. Chris will never be over it, to the point where he gets mad at Katy for stating facts. Regular finale-type episode.

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Podcast art: Kat Fey

Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin