People in restaurants do the most disgusting things. Mike describes how this lady was chewing like a cow at the restaurant. Torya proceeds with a physical description of the woman.

They opine that perhaps nobody has told the woman the way she eats is disgusting. 

They go off on a rant about scammers. Mike points out that despite them feeling the approach is stupid, people must fall for it or they wouldn’t waste their time doing it.

They proceed to discuss Diego’s adoption. This leads to a discussion of people who commit to their animals. This leads to a discussion of watching a dog grow into their personality.

Mike exposes that he is the optimist and Torya is the pessimist.