After last week's toxic cesspool of a show, we look to lighten things up on this episode of Pop Uncultured.  This week, after we premiere our new show segment "Fat Tactics" and make light of my disordered eating habits, JY guides us down a bold, new rabbit hole of early-mid 2000s Disney bumpers (pre and post commercial graphics) and the raving aspies therein.  We spend a good chunk of the show getting yelled at by an angry, possibly Asian Rainman before exploring the life and times of the coolest member of the Disney bumper community, Tresean Cann.

But that's not all.  Have you ever pondered the meaning of "eternal"?  I mean the true meaning.  Anyone can read a dictionary definition, but the man known simply as violetasprinkathryn has other ideas.  And by "other" I mean "very stupid".  When this puffy little corndog boy isn't doodling on his face with permanent marker, he's busy waxing poetic about the vicissitudes of life and dropping mad wisdom while his telephone is aimed at him.  Come and get your free knowledge on this week's Pop Uncultured.

And bend the knee to the Corndog King...there can be only one.

Timestamps

1. 27:11 Lucy and Charlie Brown are Screaming on Their 2 Red Chairs by Teegan Wange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOgy9HFmY3g
2. 28:40 The TV Show “Rubbadubbers” is On the Middle Top and the Bath Toys are Standing on the Floor by Teegan Wange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaaIxbgTpls
3. 29:38 Huge Teegan Wange playlist (from 1/25/21) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC90PFySnwU&list=PLk2S9Xzh34lBFz49EsMLpbnRKST7pZpXC&index=1
4. 39:50 Nick Jr. on CBS Commercials (2001 WTVF) by RTXwheels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1bHNuLNV4w&list=PLk2S9Xzh34lBFz49EsMLpbnRKST7pZpXC&index=14
5. 45:31 Disney Channel Originals (2002, Long Version) by Originalsboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k0QVoPPyio
6. 52:02 How Strong are Mario's Legs by Tresean Cann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zALC6AbbS7I
7. 53:04 Mario's Scream Tho by Tresean Cann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNOtxpCHGT0
8. 54:00 Dance: 69 Boyz Tootsee Roll by Tresean Cann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLIb7t-ygIM
9. 1:02:54 SUBSCRIBE by Makay 1A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeJ2kqqxkUA
10. 1:10:06 Gene by Charlotte Ercoli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ca-h2LO6J8
11. 1:16:01 Requiem for a Dream Full Movie by Charlotte Ercoli https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmZfQenXTtw
12. 1:20:16 YouTube Poop: Lightning McQueer and the Quest for Tires by YouTube Poop Reuploaded https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tp87ljsNAA&t
13. 1:22:33 vlog: what is eternal? by violetasprinkathryn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVwDMpBY-eg