This episode of Thoughts Off The Stem dives into the hilarious, brutally honest truth about buying weed—legal dispensary vs the classic black market hookup. If you’ve ever compared the two, you already know this topic is pure comedy gold.

You’ll hear:

• The awkward-but-professional vibe of dispensaries vs the “yo I’ll be there in 10 minutes” dealer who shows up 45 minutes late

• Why legal shops feel like Apple Stores for stoners, but the black market still wins in… let’s call it “creative packaging”

• The pricing rollercoaster between a $45 eighth and a $120 unicorn strain from a dude named Sketchy Dave

• How dispensaries give you terpenes, lab tests, and info cards, while the black market gives you “trust me bro, this one slaps”

• The comfort of buying weed without looking over your shoulder vs the nostalgic thrill of feeling like you’re doing a side quest

• Hilarious stories comparing both worlds, the chaos, the characters, and the weed that may or may not have been way stronger than advertised

If you love cannabis culture, stoner comedy, and the relatable frustrations of finding good bud, this episode hits perfectly.

🎧 Hit play and laugh your way through the ultimate weed showdown.

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