Before the Instagram grid, before TikTok trauma-dumping — there were online playgrounds for chaotic, unmonitored, glitter-covered kids.

In this week’s episode, we dive headfirst into the video games, chat rooms, and pixelated platforms that raised us — and ask the real question: Where did all the fun go?

We unpack the lost worlds of childhood internet, the death of virtual freedom, and how those games helped build our first delusions of grandeur. From Moshi Monsters to Mario Kart meltdowns, this is a nostalgic spiral with flashbacks and puss.

Then… the real tea spills.

We go full ✨origin story✨ as we recall the early diva moments that made us who we are: tantrums, performances, high drama, musical theatre, and some light manipulation. (So just your standard queer upbringing.)

💅 Childhood, but dramatic.

🕹️ Gaming, but formative.

🎭 Divalicious chaos, since birth.