Hey babes,

We write to you to inform that this episode is about Dauntless hazing/summer camp activities. DO NOT attempt to climb the Ferris wheel at Navy Pier without parental supervision. If a super hot guy is with you, no parental supervision is needed. In fact, your parents probably won't want to see that. Y'all ever seen the paintball scene in 10 Things I Hate About You? That scene is way better than this chapter. They barely even mention the paintballs and there's not even any kissing yet? What's the point? Actually, don't listen to that. The point is that you love our witty, silly back and forth that only the YAY2K girlies can dream up. We've lost sight of the goal here, so let's put down the keyboard and wish you happy listening!

XOXO,

da gorls

P.S. We do not own Divergent and this podcast is for entertainment purposes only.