This week’s episode is packed with the kind of headlines that make you double-tap, roll your eyes, and say “only in Hollywood.”

• Lil Nas X breaks his silence after posting $75,000 bail and calls his arrest “terrifying” — but still manages to laugh about his naked walk through LA.

• Jay Leno takes “midlife crisis car” to a new level, driving a 1972 Scorpion tank down the streets of Los Angeles with Jeff Dunham riding shotgun.

• Luis Guzmán leaves the Wednesday cast speechless with his savage one-word review of Jennifer Lopez.

• Jennie Garth recalls the teen pregnancy scare that wasn’t — thanks to a major clinic mix-up.

• Margot Robbie’s baby steals the spotlight during an interview, proving the real scene-stealer isn’t Colin Farrell.

• Tom Selleck stuns Detroit fans with a surprise Magnum P.I. Day appearance.

• Meghan Markle clears up her real legal name once and for all.

• Kelly Osbourne calls out WWE’s Becky Lynch for taking a swing at Ozzy.

• And Thomas Rhett announces baby number five with a country song twist.

From shocking arrests to tanks in traffic and Hollywood babies stealing the show — we’ve got the stories everyone will be talking about.