We’d like to graciously thank the following sponsors for their financial, moral, and instrumental support in producing this episode: Loose Car Keys, Frigidaire, J. Timothy’s Taverne, Cowancestry.com, and Old School.

Inside Dean Karnazes’ Fridge

Stan Lee’s Superhumans

The 1904 Olympic Marathon

Andarin Carvahal

J. Timothy’s Taverne

Cowancestry domains

Runner-up titles: With the Nelly Band-Aid, A Chalice of Beer, Cow Uniformity.

Music credits: Hop Along.