This week’s challenge: Survive.

Survivor: Winners at War.

Zoom expectations:

1. Someone has a bad camera. We’re talking like 10 (not 1080) p here. Talk about streaming from a floppy disk!

2. Someone is “stuck” on mute.

3. Always a jokester: Setting virtual backgrounds, changing their names, senseless emotes, other things that were (maybe) funny back in March.

4. “Oh, here’s my dog!”

5. Jokes about wearing pants, leaving the house, showering.

Loot Crate

We Love Katamari

Survivor: The (“Horribly Boring and Repetitive”) Interactive Game

Surviving Tribal

Survivor: Casting Application

Jeff Probst: King of Sass

Peridiam

Runner-up titles: Flattening the Fart Curve, Edit Logic.

Music credits: Hop Along.