In our episode:

Daniel recaps the first third of Jack Iams' Do Not Murder Before Christmas, where we meet Shady Hollow's Santa, Gay Street isn't actually for gay people, and nobody spills their tea.

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Do Not Murder Before Christmas Part 1: Come On Eileen

On 33% Pulp, hosts Linzi, Daniel, and a guest host each read a different third of a pulp novel, then recap it over three episodes — piecing together the plot and laughing at the prose. Join us for tales of teleportation, giant crabs, and super awkward descriptions of sex.

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In our series finale, Daniel and Linzi remember the good (and the bad) of this season's books: Stalker From the Stars, The Chiffon Scarf, Buddies, The Penetrator: The Target is H, and Some Sort of Spell. We are joined by your votes from the People's Pulpies survey, as well as call-in votes from Amber, Courtney of The Cult of Domesticity, and Jessie of Alphabet Flight. Expect at least one more episode this year, announcing updates on Linzi's (my) new project. For now, I will keep our Twitter and Instagram feeds going in case you want to say hi (and, selfishly, because that's where I can hang with my podfriends). Words really cannot express how much you have meant to us. Instead, we tip our hats and raise our not-so-pulpy glasses to you, dear listener, for your support. -- Follow and chat with us on social media: Twitter: @33_Pulp Instagram: @33pulp Web: 33pulp.com -- Credits: Editor: Linzi Intro and Category announcements: British Voice Pro  Music: "Bomb Timer Sound Effect." Accessed August 2019. "Cinematic Opening Awards" by DOOB "Enjoy Your Life." Enjoy Your Life. Akashic Records (2012). CC-ND, CC-NC, CC-BY.  Accessed August 2019. "Enter Sandman (MIDI Version)." Accessed August 2019. "Epic Awards Logo" by Alexiaction "Free Surprise Sound Effect." Accessed August 2019. "Happy Upbeat." Nilly Nell (2017). CC-ND, CC-NC, CC-BY. Accessed August 2019. "Inspiring Folk Music." BDK Sonic. "I Spy - Spy Music (Copyright Free) Instrumental FREE Background Music." Accessed August 2019. "Party Horn Sound." Mike Koenig. Accessed August 2019. "Punch." Accessed August 2019. "Swish, Swoosh, Cutscene Sound Effect." Accessed August 2019. "Time Machine Sound Effect." Accessed August 2019. "Time of My Life (MIDI version)."  Accessed August 2019. "Thank You For Being a Friend (Kids' Songs) [Intermediate-Advanced Piano Tutorial" by Rhapsody Piano Studio (Youtube) "Uplifting Piano & Tropical Vibes (2018)" by TROPICALMUSIC   Sound Effects (all cc by 3.0): "Small Clap" by Kellieskitchen on freesound.org "Elevator Ding" by Corsica "Evil Laugh" by Himan "Paparazzi Cameras" David Koenig "Por Do Sol" in Bossa Chillanova by Solxis "Sad Trombone" by BenBoncan

The Pulpies: Season 5

Hi all!



This is just an announcement/reminder to vote in the People's Pulpies by August 30th. To access the survey, go to 33pulp.com/listen or click this link https://forms.gle/ZRkS5DHXyux6nv1g8



(Also: the answer to the question/statement at the end is "The Get Fit Guy" Podcast on the Quick and Dirty Tips Network. :D)



Until next week!



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People's Pulpies Announcement

In this episode, Kate tells us about a road trip to the English countryside, a quick detour to France, a quick trip to an Italian villa, and a conspiracy with long-term consequences.

Also: VOTE IN THE FIRST EVER PEOPLE'S PULPIES!

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Some Sort of Spell Part 3: From Zero to Salmon Sandwich

Our show reconstructs books that have been divided into thirds and assigned to three different hosts. We then recap the book in full over three episodes.

In this episode, Courtney tells us about an epic non-birthday dinner, reveals a nominee for the world's worst name, and introduces us to the hardest working butterflies.

Some Sort of Spell Part 2: 24" Nips

Our show reconstructs books that have been divided into thirds and assigned to three different hosts. We then recap the book in full over three episodes.

In this episode, Linzi recaps the first third of Some Sort of Spell by Frances Roding. In this episode, we meet the Bellaire family and our protagonist Beatrice. We also learn about salmon moose, what Londoners use as weapons, and the most unnerving thing one can do after you try to scratch their eyes out.

Do Not Murder Before Christmas Part 1: Come On Eileen

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