Think military school is all uniforms and marching? Think again. In this episode, I dive into the strict, sometimes absurd rules that ruled daily life at Fork Union Military Academy. From early wake-up calls to the never-ending parade of regulations, we explore how cadets navigated a world where every step, every word, and every misstep could earn a demerit.

Hear the stories behind the drills, the punishments, and the quirky traditions that made FUMA both terrifying and unforgettable.

Hailey chimes in with questions and reactions, keeping the storytelling fun, relatable, and downright hilarious. Whether you’ve ever had a strict teacher or just love outrageous true stories, this episode gives you a front-row seat to the rules, routines, and the chaos that comes when teens meet military discipline.