Do you like period dramas? Do you like overly complicated names and titles? Do you like murderous vaginas? Then my goodness, you will most certainly like our Downton Abbey episode! In this totally and completely spoiler laden episode you will learn all about the Crawley family and their many servants and friends, including Carson the walrus butler, Lady Edith and her generally sucky life, how many characters get needlessly killed off to serve the plot, and finally why Lord Grantham is really the villain of the piece. Julian Fellowe's television masterpiece is certainly fun to watch and beautiful, but do we actually like it? Well you will have to listen to find out....