Bless the group chat | Parents’ basements forever | Literally foreign | “Why am I so fucking poor?” | The Uninsured Dental Hygiene Regimen | "Who hasn’t played in The Saddest Landscape?" | From one piece of shit to another | UberXXXL | DIY lifespan | “You’re young, aren’t you?” | "If this is the future, I'm out" | From rioting at The Rites of Spring to thumbing through Twitter | Neon green & safety yellow | They can't all be bangers