Court is back in session! This week, we present evidence on adulting chaos: the last two corn dogs, claw machine heartbreak, speech quirks, and whether 42 really is the answer to life.

In Sustained or Overruled, we debate the most controversial opinions—and defend them under pressure. Then in Contempt of Court, we file official complaints about biting pets, shady Shrek costumes, 4am mystery water, and more.

Exhibits include: Conan Gray, Poly Pocket fashion, a cursed Chris Brown baby photo, and suspicious Georgia State Patrol activity.

Case closed? Not even close.