From Messi walking into glass to Newton poking his own eyeball—welcome to the Hall of Fame for historically dumb injuries. In this episode of The Well, we count down the Top 5 Dumbest Injuries by Famous People, play a round of “Would You Rather: Injury Edition,” and take a tour through history’s most ridiculous medical mishaps—featuring Houdini, Beethoven, and a hemorrhoid that may have lost Napoleon a war.

🩹 Expect:

• DIY surgery gone wrong
• Flying football boots
• Spiders that don’t exist
• Twerking accidents
• And the injury that literally changed European history

🛠 Chapters 0:00 – Intro 1:15 – Top 5 Dumbest Real Injuries 12:45 – Would You Rather: Injury Edition 23:30 – Historic Injuries That Shouldn’t Have Happened 37:00 – Bonus Injury: Churchill vs. Fire 38:30 – Outro & Listener Challenge

👍 Like, comment, and tell us: What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself? We might feature you in the next episode 👀

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