In this episode, I chat with my first ever guest, Jake Perrone. He reads a  memoir that he wrote in college called "Medium-Size Me." His doctor tells him to shape up or ship out, and he tells her...many perfectly-worded witty quips that probably never happened. Get out your thesauruses, GT alumni, because when given all the possible synonyms for a word, this college kid picks the longest word every time. 

Because Jake is cool. You know that guy, Jake? In our writing class at JMU? With the girl-to-guy ratio being what it is, do you think there's any way he's still single?

...To make matters worse, I just realized that the guy I'm married to is actually a sack of Russet potatoes.