The boyz unleash two of their biggest bones yet—rescuing dogs and dealing with wobbly tables—and it quickly spirals into one of the most unhinged, rapid-fire episodes they've ever recorded. From the hoops you're forced to jump through just to adopt a dog, to the pretentious gatekeepers who make it nearly impossible, Paul breaks down why the system is broken while Bobby doubles down with his own war stories. Then the guys pivot to a full-blown rant about high-end restaurants that still serve guests on shaky tables, complete with spilled coffee, shoddy fixes, and Shark Tank inventions that could've solved everything.

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