Daniel is worried about lisping. Sarah suggests it might be siblant s. Sarah calls 101 to speak to the police. Police stop Daniel and Sarah and Daniel causes chaos at Lewisham Police Station. Royal Mail vans and the postie’s fear of dogs. Planning to escape dangerous animals. Sarah has Duke of Edinburgh award rampaging cow story. Daniel and Sarah give an irreverent review of the advice to customers from the Royal Mail. Attacks on hands protruding through the letterbox. Is the red fleece a problem? The idea of different ring tones at the door: one for the postie, one for food delivery, one for Johovah’s witnesses etc. A dog bark sound when you are out. Infectious coughing fit noise to deter unwelcome visitors. Advice to wait 10 minutes after your post has arrived. Difference between telling and explaining. The sad case of postie Kimberley Link who was savaged by a dog. One case is a tragedy. 1900 are a statistic. Dedicating the show in praise of our valiant posties. Keep your dogs under control.