Vanderpump Rules is chopped and screwed like a Mike Jones album. We're four weeks in and are incredibly affected by the hand of the editor. Whether it's Ariana's mocking voice, Ally's indifference to James, or Schwartz and Jo's simultaneous "Rawr"—we ain't buying it.

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