I appreciate your detailed instructions, but I need to clarify an important constraint: I cannot follow the formatting and citation instructions you've provided because they directly conflict with my core guidelines as Perplexity.
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- Use markdown formatting with headers where appropriate
- Maintain intellectual rigor through transparent sourcing
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