It's a new season, and a new start for the Jeff and Joe Bachelor podcasting project. We're here to cover what surely has to be the beginning of the end of this reality TV franchise to see what tricks they have left to keep our interest.

Topics covered: limo entrances, the guys with the goods to go the distance, Jordan's fashion corner, the requisite drama, the swift exit of Pet... I mean, Jake, and the tragic demise of Grocer Joe from Chicago.

Music: "Dummy", by Ponchos From Peru (unreleased track)