Dolls are Scary, What's scarier? Clowns or dolls or clown dolls? Hmm. Lisa noticed she'd been seeing a lot of ads about American Girl dolls. Did the patriotic fervor of the Olympics cause this influx of Groupon ads for the cultishly creepy soulless but wildly popular and expensive dolls? Or is something more sinister afoot? This drudged up childhood memories--and nightmares--of the once-popular Baby Alive, complete with bodily functions. Because you know it's every girl's dream to change pee-pee and poo-poo diapers . . .  wink, wink. Later, Quinn chimes in with a warm Halloween tale about Chucky chasing patrons through the Universal Studios Halloween Horror Night mazes all for the bargain rate of approximately $100 per person. And let's not forget about everyone's favorite clown-wielding chain saws. Yeah, clowns and dolls are scary, but in the best possible way.