Dom Pants is an old school kind of guy used to simple Thursdays of slicing moooooozerella and running into old friends. It's hard to believe a classic guy's guy like Dom would need a shrink to be giving him advice, but would you believe he picked the dumbest one in town on top of that? Ian subs to Dom's dom right away and maybe it's better if he chokes on a cigar pinky rather than say anything else soo stupid, you know what I'm saying?

By the by...

*LIVE SIGMUND FRAUD TONIGHT MONDAY 3/14 9pm UNDER ST MARKS* https://www.frigid.nyc/event/6897:80/

Also, Xavier Padin is an incredible performer and human being! Check out his 3/26 workshop and live 3/23 Rubbish Comedy show via these links and catch him Saturday nights with the Armando Diaz experience over at Magnet Theater:

https://rubbishcomedy.com/class/improv-lab/

http://dixonplace.org/performances/a-night-of-rubbish-comedy-2022-3-23/