I can't get no satisfaction

Not even kellyanne conway action

'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get no, anybody have some blow

When I'm lyin' in my car

& Sean Hannity's on the radio

He's tellin' me more and more

About my awesome innauguration

Supposed to soothe my constipation

I can't get no

Oh no no no

Hey hey hey

Wish I was O.J.

I can't get no satisfaction

'Cause I still have erectile inaction

But I try and I try and I try and I try

Can't get it up, just won't wake up, no

When I'm watchin' my TV

& kellyanne comes on & tells me

How big she could make it for me

But she can't do a man who's too fat to stroke

& the bitch's looking straight @ me

I can't get no

Oh no no no

Hey hey hey

Wish I was O.J.

I can't get no satisfaction

Can't get no underage girlie action

But I try spanish fly & I try burger & fries

I can't get no, god I really need some blow

When I'm flyin' round the world

And I'm diddiln' this and I'm diddlin' that

And I have to clutch my pearls

'Cause when i look in the mirror I just want to hurl

'Cause you see I'm just a scared little girl

I can't get no

Oh no no no

Hey hey hey

Wish I was O.J.

I can't get no, I can't get no

I can't get no satisfaction

For my contraption, no satisfaction

Only constipation, I can't get no