Oh man, picture this: Donald Trump’s sprinting from those Epstein files like a fox in a henhouse fire-dodging subpoenas with the grace of a greased-up sumo wrestler, tweeting distractions faster than a caffeinated squirrel, and yelling fake news! while building a wall around his own secrets. It’s less you’re fired and more you’re subpoena’d-psych! Classic Donnie, turning accountability into a bad game of hide-and-seek.