*Update: Don't leave your shitty husband yet! Don't sign the papers. Sadly we've discovered that the Psychic Artist that gave us our soulmate drawings is a fraud. Apparently he was just drawing pictures of celebrities and trying to pass them off as our unique soulmates. Damnit! It's like when you found out Santa Claus wasn't real... oh well. Another one bites the dust. Also, that doesn't give you the right to be a needy bitch. No, not even a pandemic is a good excuse. And P.S. that passport you hold means NOTHING now. The US is just one giant cesspool of plague.

This and more happy thoughts contained in our latest podcast. No, we aren't bitter, not at all.

P.S.S. You know we aren't idiots, right?