Grab your bong and come along as we discuss "Mercury in Gatorade," an episode full of quotables and rage texts.

Scheana releases a new music video (which is pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be), Sandoval is better than Jax, and Brett attempts to unseat Charli as Least Interesting Cast Member by introducing a storyline about his hair. James and Raquel fill our cold dead hearts with joy (pink cutlery! kitchen pep talks!), and Lisa gives James a thousandth chance.

Later, Max hosts a well-intentioned but poorly planned event, Scheana brings enough string cheese for the whole group (bless her), and we get some context for Jax's shitty behavior.

We also discuss doing things "for science," the hierarchy of string cheese, the prospect of an autumnal season of Vanderpump Rules, and we stan Ariana and Sandoval's unfurnished house.

 

Strains smoked this episode: Coastal Fog by Elevation, Strawberry Banana by Lazy Bee

 

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