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Don’t Count Your Dollars Yet! The Truth About PE Valuations
Is the "Crazy Math" of private markets masking the truth about your investments?
In this episode of the Private Equity Experience Podcast, hosts Rory Leaphart, Ed Barton, and Emily Sander break down a recent Wall Street Journal article titled "The Crazy Math Confronting Everyday Investors in Private Markets." If you’ve ever wondered how private equity and private credit funds actually value their portfolios and whether those numbers are real or just subjective "engineering," this episode is your backstage pass.
What we cover in this episode:
- Private Credit vs. Private Equity: The fundamental differences between lending assets and ownership stakes.
- The "Squishy" Valuation Game: Why private equity valuations are like Olympic figure skating scores: highly subjective, beautifully modeled, and sometimes massaged to protect management fees.
- Impairments & "Loss Harvesting": How managers strategically offset massive home runs by dumping underperforming assets at the exact right time.
- Non-Traditional Structures: The truth about escalators, profit participations, and structured notes that traditional banks won't touch.
- Sound Smart in Your Next Meeting: The exact questions to ask your fund managers to find out if their deck is based on fundamental analysis or GAAP accounting.
Takeaway: Don't count your dollars before they hit the bank! In a volatile market, your portfolio values might swing by 20% or more. Proceed with caution.
If you enjoyed this deep dive, make sure to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE wherever you get your podcasts!
Got questions about your private market investments? Drop a comment below or hit up Ed and Rory!
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🎙 Podcast – Strategies, PE 101 & witty banter
📚 Book – On‑Ramp to Exit, full deal life cycle
🛠 Resources – Free templates, guides, tools
🔗 LinkedIn – Follow us for fresh PE insights
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Who Are We?
Three insiders. One mic. All things private equity — explained. Hi 👋 We’re Ed, Rory, and Emily — a CEO, a CFO, and a Chief of Staff — here to demystify the world of private equity. Between us, we’ve sat in the founder’s chair, run PE‑backed companies, and worked on the deal side, so we know the wins, the pitfalls, and the jargon (and we’ll explain it).
Through the Private Equity Experience Podcast, our book On‑Ramp to Exit, and a library of free tools and templates, we share real‑world stories, practical strategies, and insider insights to help you navigate every stage of the PE journey — whether you’re leading a portfolio company, joining a deal team, considering PE, or just PE‑curious.
🔗Connect with Ed
🔗Connect with Emily
🔗Connect with Rory
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By Ed Barton, Rory Liebhart, and Emily SanderIs the "Crazy Math" of private markets masking the truth about your investments?
In this episode of the Private Equity Experience Podcast, hosts Rory Leaphart, Ed Barton, and Emily Sander break down a recent Wall Street Journal article titled "The Crazy Math Confronting Everyday Investors in Private Markets." If you’ve ever wondered how private equity and private credit funds actually value their portfolios and whether those numbers are real or just subjective "engineering," this episode is your backstage pass.
What we cover in this episode:
- Private Credit vs. Private Equity: The fundamental differences between lending assets and ownership stakes.
- The "Squishy" Valuation Game: Why private equity valuations are like Olympic figure skating scores: highly subjective, beautifully modeled, and sometimes massaged to protect management fees.
- Impairments & "Loss Harvesting": How managers strategically offset massive home runs by dumping underperforming assets at the exact right time.
- Non-Traditional Structures: The truth about escalators, profit participations, and structured notes that traditional banks won't touch.
- Sound Smart in Your Next Meeting: The exact questions to ask your fund managers to find out if their deck is based on fundamental analysis or GAAP accounting.
Takeaway: Don't count your dollars before they hit the bank! In a volatile market, your portfolio values might swing by 20% or more. Proceed with caution.
If you enjoyed this deep dive, make sure to LIKE, SHARE, and SUBSCRIBE wherever you get your podcasts!
Got questions about your private market investments? Drop a comment below or hit up Ed and Rory!
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🎙 Podcast – Strategies, PE 101 & witty banter
📚 Book – On‑Ramp to Exit, full deal life cycle
🛠 Resources – Free templates, guides, tools
🔗 LinkedIn – Follow us for fresh PE insights
================================
Who Are We?
Three insiders. One mic. All things private equity — explained. Hi 👋 We’re Ed, Rory, and Emily — a CEO, a CFO, and a Chief of Staff — here to demystify the world of private equity. Between us, we’ve sat in the founder’s chair, run PE‑backed companies, and worked on the deal side, so we know the wins, the pitfalls, and the jargon (and we’ll explain it).
Through the Private Equity Experience Podcast, our book On‑Ramp to Exit, and a library of free tools and templates, we share real‑world stories, practical strategies, and insider insights to help you navigate every stage of the PE journey — whether you’re leading a portfolio company, joining a deal team, considering PE, or just PE‑curious.
🔗Connect with Ed
🔗Connect with Emily
🔗Connect with Rory