This week on Highly Trained Veterinarians, things get a little... snipped. We welcome a special guest- a former cop with the most unfortunate nickname this side of the Mississippi: The Schmeckle! Fresh off a life-altering (literally) circumcision at the ripe old age of 30, The Schmeckle regales us with tales of high-speed chases, rogue doughnuts, and the existential crisis that comes with a late-in-life trim.

But wait, there's more! We're also diving deep into your burning questions this episode: Ever wondered if your goldfish is judging you? Debated the philosophical implications of a cow tipping? No? Good, these questions were not asked anyways.

Disclaimer: This episode may contain graphic descriptions of pastries, questionable law enforcement practices, and existential angst related to unattended male bits. Listener discretion is advised.

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