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Ever get invited somewhere and immediately start looking for a way out? Same.

This week, we’re sharing all the reasons we’d rather stay home than say yes. From boring parties, bad food, expensive sporting events, acoustic guitar performances nobody asked for, and splitting the dinner bill when you only had two beers, nothing is off limits.

We’re talking invitation deal-breakers, travel pet peeves, social obligations, group gifts, book clubs, wine nights, and the very specific conditions required for our attendance. Spoiler alert: there better be good food.

Before you send that invite, you might want to listen first.