Black Sweater Perspective: Age is the Difference

Don’t Lie, Bake Pie and Drink Rye - BSP003


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TOP TEN ~ Ep.3
1. “Step on a crack, your mother’s… wait… what…!?” – Doh, Racist Superstitions!
2. “Tang is Tang Bro!” – Tyler’s Wisdom (Dylan’s bro)
3. “Don’t Lie, Bake Pie & Drink Rye…No Poundin’ & Peacin’ here!”” – Dylan define’s Cam’s dating criteria.
4. “Shouldn’t it be easier, like… ‘I’m single I need somebody to frickin’ die with… I wanna tie you down and die with you!’” – Stats aren’t promising for finding a wife after 40, except from Dylan’s perspective.
5. “But… don’t you like online shopping?” – Cam compares online dating to ‘shopping’, Dylan calls him on it.
6. “You were Emotionally Cat-Fished… your heart was Cat-Fished!” – Dylan explains Cat-Fishing and we had an epiphany.
7. “I’ve given up on Tinder”… “Well, it’s like creepily looking at available people, and they will see you too”… “So no one likes me then?”… “Uuuggghhhh, don’t make me be that guy, don’t make me be that guy…” – Convo about Tinder and our thinks on it.
8. “That’s very dimensional how you’re playing this… Your brain’s melted man, it’s just melted!” – Cam playing mind games on himself, not to mention when someone else plays tricks on it as well… ‘melted’.
9. “You just saved her life… you didn’t get rejected man, you saved her life!” – Dylan redirects the narrative as Cam tells a story about being concerned to pursue a love interest lest she die in childbirth… WTF
10. “I do technically prefer no beard cause I do like my jawline… the main reason is it gets really greasy and grummy… and you can’t eat soup!” – Dylan shaved his beard.
 
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