Today we talk justice vs revenge, how a vengeful and murderous girl-boss from the 900's could be deemed a saint, and Cody's McDonald's drive-thru confrontation. How else must we compel you to listen?

Shout out Olga.

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Braden's and Ethan's unwarranted hatred for the U.K. shined bright in this one.

In 1666, the entire of city of London burnt to the ground. Few hundred years later, three idiots talk about it on a podcast.

We also talk the Muffin Man, shitty tacos, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Out of Control.

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Just a pre-warning-there will be a few chime-ins here and there on this one. Cody's wifi router was actively having an aneurism while we were recording.

Thanks to Forrest's skilled craftmanship as a producer, the flow of historical knowledge from us to you remains uninterrupted.

Ethan takes us through what may be the most riveting, earth-shattering, jaw-dropping episodes to date. We're talking....highway construction!

And if you can handle anymore excitement after that join us over on the Patreon this week for the 1962 Escape From Alcatraz!

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Hello. We're going allllll the way back today. Our first Roman episode!

Caligula. He sent the roman army to pick up sea shells and wanted to appoint a horse to one of the highest ranking positions in Rome. He had quite the reputation. WHY THO?

Lets get into it.

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Imagine not being able to buy beer. That happened. Right here in the good old U-S-of-A. For about 10 years, the boys got rowdy, got their toys taken away. This was arguably the longest time out of all time. Lets get into it.

Thank you for listening and join us over on the Patreon where this week we are talking about WWII's famous Devil's Brigade! Fun stuff. See you over there.

Hi guys. This one's a little off the walls. We recorded this on election night, we were a little antsy to get to watching. Don't worry, there's plenty of history here, there's just...a bunch of other stuff. Braden and Cody go to war, Forrest runs in with the Stone Cold Stunner, It's chaos.

Apologies for the anti-climatic ending, but look into it! It does indeed end in a bit of a confused fizzle!

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Also, just be cool to each other please.

Hey guys, we recorded an episode on the Salem Witch Trials for Halloween. It was earth-shattering. We dug up so much dirt on those witches that I'm pretty sure we got to the bottom of the whole ordeal.

Unbeknownst to us, we were experiencing some technical issues while recording that made it sound like we were recording in a bag of Doritos. It's not very listener. Perhaps the audio was bewitched. Not Sure.

However, we recorded a couple episodes on the back-log for an occasion such as this. Including this one! Goop! Slime! Gunk! Muck! MOLASES! A lot of it. Drowning people. In Boston. In 1919. Crazy. Let's get into 'er.

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SPOOKY WARNING ON THIS ONE GUYS! Braden's in the driver's seat again and he's taking us somewhere...not very nice.

Guyana. 1978. A dude named Jim Jones had enough people liking the cu of his jib to convince them to do some pretty tragic stuff. Braden made the sacrifice of staring into this evil abyss of a topic so that we can learn in a light-hearted, fun-filled fashion. He may never be the same again. Thank you Braden <3.

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Braden takes the reigns for the history topic this week. He actually has spent the majority of the past year in Hungary gathering information for this episode. Sure, he may have accomplished some humanitarian-related tasks while there, but don't get it twisted, those were mere side tasks as he soared to new heights to obtain the most precise and accurate analysis of one of Hungary's most important events, The Battle of Mohacs.

In this story, we get a knight-monk, a child king, a tragic drowning, and even some forced circumcision! What more could we possibly give you?

Hello friends, we're back this episode with less technical difficulties. You may not have even heard of this one before, but once you have, trust us, you'll have by far the most interesting historical topic to tell everyone at the next party you're at.

Believe us, you bring up the Dancing Plague of 1518 during your next night out, everyone will think you're cool and interesting...not weird for bringing it up multiple times, especially when you're on a dancefloor and there's music playing so you have to scream what you're saying in the person's ear, half a centimeter from their face.

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