War Elephants, hell yeah.

Elephants are basically ancient tanks, they're sick. What's possibly more sick is how to fight them. That's where the fire pigs come into pay.

We get into it. Thank you for listening.

Join us in the Patreon for our other episode over Madams of the American Wild West!

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The 1904 Olympics were kind of the parody of what the Olympics are supposed to be, just kind of like this podcast is kind of a parody of a real history podcast. It's the perfect topic for us.

Thank you for listening and Happy New Year! Join us over on the Patreon this week to go over The Challenger Disaster with us!

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Hello and Merry Christmas from the DLTU crew.

Couple Xmas themed episodes for you today.

Don't let anyone diss the Christmas truce as an uneventful or uninteresting historical event. Those people don't know anything. Get them a link to this episode as this Christmas present, that's what you should do.

Join us over on the Paych this week for your second Christmas-inspired history episode!

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Long before Texas gave us Stone Cold Steve Austin, Stone Cold STEVEN Austin gave us Texas. Ever think about that? For some reason, we did.

This is our first step in our journey to figure out wat Texas pride is all about. What the hell even is it that you guys are so proud of?

Stay chubbed, Texas.

We talk the Nika Riots over on the Patreon this week! If you've never heard of them, don't look them up don't do any of that reading shit. Just click the link below and we'll tell you all about them.

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Today we talk justice vs revenge, how a vengeful and murderous girl-boss from the 900's could be deemed a saint, and Cody's McDonald's drive-thru confrontation. How else must we compel you to listen?

Shout out Olga.

ALSO! If you want an explanation as to how a Russian solider saved YOUR life back in the 80's, join us for our Patreon episode this week! patreon.com/dontlookthisuppod

Braden's and Ethan's unwarranted hatred for the U.K. shined bright in this one.

In 1666, the entire of city of London burnt to the ground. Few hundred years later, three idiots talk about it on a podcast.

We also talk the Muffin Man, shitty tacos, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Out of Control.

We talk about the race to the south pole this week on the Patreon! patreon.com/dontlookthisuppod

Just a pre-warning-there will be a few chime-ins here and there on this one. Cody's wifi router was actively having an aneurism while we were recording.

Thanks to Forrest's skilled craftmanship as a producer, the flow of historical knowledge from us to you remains uninterrupted.

Ethan takes us through what may be the most riveting, earth-shattering, jaw-dropping episodes to date. We're talking....highway construction!

And if you can handle anymore excitement after that join us over on the Patreon this week for the 1962 Escape From Alcatraz!

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Hello. We're going allllll the way back today. Our first Roman episode!

Caligula. He sent the roman army to pick up sea shells and wanted to appoint a horse to one of the highest ranking positions in Rome. He had quite the reputation. WHY THO?

Lets get into it.

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Imagine not being able to buy beer. That happened. Right here in the good old U-S-of-A. For about 10 years, the boys got rowdy, got their toys taken away. This was arguably the longest time out of all time. Lets get into it.

Thank you for listening and join us over on the Patreon where this week we are talking about WWII's famous Devil's Brigade! Fun stuff. See you over there.

Hi guys. This one's a little off the walls. We recorded this on election night, we were a little antsy to get to watching. Don't worry, there's plenty of history here, there's just...a bunch of other stuff. Braden and Cody go to war, Forrest runs in with the Stone Cold Stunner, It's chaos.

Apologies for the anti-climatic ending, but look into it! It does indeed end in a bit of a confused fizzle!

Join us over on the Patreon for another whole history episode AND the election watch-along!

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Also, just be cool to each other please.