In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning.

Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten

Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari

Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein

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