Captain Georgiou and Ash Tyler return via Section 31. Admiral Cornwell lays down the law. Meanwhile, Tilly makes a friend with the power of ice cream. Hey, why is our computer swearing at our Captain? Could it be that damn autocorrect? Also...What do Unicorns have to do with the number 12 million?

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

1:00 Tribbles...The natural replicator

1:50 Brought to you by Section 31 and You!

2:00 Nathan, why you drinking Tea?

2:20 Corrections: Someone thinks Bowie is new? Depends on your definition on new.

3:20 Have you seen Labyrinth?

3:45 Percussive maintenance on a starship computer?

4:00 Cherry Cheesecake....Agave Cheesecake?

5:00 Don't Nibble that Tribble!

5:46 Autocorrect strikes again?! Sorry VIP! You're not a whore!

7:20 The first Short Trek: Runaway

8:00 Rude computers and holodecks

9:00 Shift Five

10:10 Ill-advised espresso

10:40 Tilly's mother

11:10 She growled...and Heather's dog attacked the screen

12:00 Don't touch neon glowing liquid substance

12:40 Royalty

13:00 Hormonal Space Rabbit!

14:00 Ice Cream Bondage

14:50 Don't miss the Short Treks

15:56 Acting without words...Aside from that voiceover. Tilly is LOVED!

16:50 Then Action time! Georgiou returns! Pike is suspicious, Burnham's phaser stays up

18:20 Georgiou swings?

18:50 Heather = Keeper of Secrets...LOL!

19:10 Don't eat your friends

19:30 Leland and Pike

20:00 Section 31's tractor beams

21:30 Organic Cocoon Transportation

22:30 Spore world is pretty

23:10 Pinky Swear: What are you doing with your tiny finger?

24:05 One person's monster is another person's lover

24:25 Emotional Armour

25:30 Tilly's mind and other sharp minds

27:20 Passion

28:15 Wait - My magazines are where?!

28:30 Suction and Space Bidets

29:10 You ruined our paint-job?

29:50 The return of Ash Tyler Next on Jerry Springer

30:50 The Price is Right, Bitch!

31:35 It's Protocol!

31:55 Admiral Cornholio?

32:30 Women running things - They keep it on mission.

33:14 Sci-Fi Porn - Instead of a Pizza Guy - Cocoon guy!

33:50 Back to Hugh!

34:10 PTSD - it changes people and relationships

35:50 Tilly and Burnham - then vs now

36:35 Everybody needs a hug

37:10 Thanks for that!

38:20 About Hope and the uncertain future

39:10 Multiverse - with Unicorns and Rainbows...And you can ride it multiple ways. And it's magical. And full of glitter!

40:25 You can hear our Captain's brain break

40:40 12 MILLION results

41:30 OK, kids...You probably shouldn't be hearing this

41:50 Lucky Charms - Happy Ending

42:50 Be careful what you google

43:00 Free your mind

43:50 Star Trek Actors making Livestream appearances, like check Galaxycon.com and June 13th

44:50 They do Webcam things?

45:55 Star Trek Homework: The Trouble with Edward and Star Trek Discovery S2E6: The Sound of Thunder

46:00 The sound of what?

47:00 If I see a unicorn...

48:00 Be safe!

49:20 Exploding Crotches - REAL SOCIAL DISTANCING

49:46 And mask your unicorn

49:50 Back down the unicornhole

50:30 Fairies? Just start the music

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