Okay so the babysitter is only dead to me for a few minutes, but she was 14 and full to the brim with sass that was squarely directed at teenage me. So I can only assume I was a little bit cut, which explains why she appears in this weeks diary entries. How she went from a deliverer of sass, to a long term friend who appears in this episode, will hopefully be revealed in future pages. Together we'll work our way through enthralling updates like me washing almost every article of clothing I own, there’s also a spot of house sitting depression to deal with, free charcoal chicken to scoff and I turn into a lonely cat lady. Plus there's more rain to deal with and could that mean that something much, much bigger, wetter and windier is on its way? We'll also get some VERY surprising confessions from that former teenage babysitter, when she just casually drops a bombshell that she expected me to delete, but we thankfully managed to secure her approval and an apology to her parents so we can leave it in, so HUZZAH to that.

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