New Year, New Idiots. Chris and Blake are back with their New Years Resolutions, and immediately get derailed with the most upsetting conspiracy theories since the rumors that Bigfoot hangs massive dong. Chris also regales us with an incredible story from his time as part of the pizza mafia in Detroit, Michigan and Blake misses when things were more gay.

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