October is nearly over and it's almost time to celebrate my favorite scary holiday! What's that? "Halloween," you say? Oh, no, dear ACNYCions — I'm talking about a holiday that is MUCH better, MUCH scarier and MUCH... uh... ACNYC-ier? That's right: HEINZ-O-WEEN! Hey ACNYC-ions! Your fearless and incomprehensibly handsome overlord has discovered a trendy, shiny, new web-thingie that only super-cool internet insiders know about: THE FACE BOOK. Let me tell you all about it... ACNYC REPLIES -- PART DEUX ... or something. Hey ACNYCiions, I'm back with another response to one of your comments. Honestly, if this was an Upworthy post, I might title it "A kid asks me a random question, you won't believe what happens next..." Anyways, ciaoy ciao!