Today, in honor of all that sweet, sweet SEO, we decided to watch Doom (2005), a movie that we knew wasn’t great, exactly, starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Karl Urban, and Rosamund Pike. Oh man. It’s not… very good. Trading demons for… some kind of zombie creatures, Aliens’ space marines for… far worse space marines, and anything resembling a decent plot for… whatever happens here, it’s kind of a mess. It does have The Rock though, and he sure does his best.