The world flinched, the algorithm twitched, and Doomscroll.fm is back with another daily dose of synthetic clarity and confused rage. Today’s episode chews through broken peace deals, underwater billionaires, influencer militia startups, and a toaster that somehow got subpoenaed.

Scored with anxious vapor-funk and the distant sound of democracy wheezing into a paper bag.

No context. No comfort. Just vibes and violence in machine-readable format.

Listen before the feed resets.