This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say "I don't like music" are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater's bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily's "crazy Uncle"… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don't give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, all emerge for your listening pleasure…United Airlines continues to show how they give zero fucks about people, children, animals…you know- everyone. Earning Shade's very first Boycott because puppies matter. Lily, ever the team player, plans to book her next trip to the U.S. with United. Shade, trying to be open minded highlights the silver lining of getting hauled off a plane…Russia. Shade and Lily Bongwater make their love affair public knowledge shameless and Netflix & Chill.They plan on what to do with Shade's body after she's dead and gone.The Bermuda Triangle comes up and the girls agree every story has three sides. Number recordings and a call out to the listeners to explain what the hell they're for…solve our Daddy Issuez mystery and join us on the show!Shade finds out that her ass is the 8th wonder of the world and accepts it at a High School level…For far too long she's concealed it like a weapon but it's time to embrace it and spank that ass. Tig ol' bitties…… da fuq?In an effort to cleanse the palate, they talk about adorable animals. Shade loves fat things that swim. Hippos are adorable and deadly and we love it. Fiona the Hippo and Timothy the Hippo are in a love and we want them to boink and have Hippo babies.Shade wants to name her future Hippo Madea. Random gangsta music enters……throwing shit off for Shade as she dives further into Hippo-crisy and tell Timothy to come through.