A few condensed stories from today's P&J, for you to listen to as you relax and unwind after a hard day at wherever! Pour a big glass, kick aff yer sheen, lie back and afore ye ken it, it'll be three hours later, you'll hae nodded aff listening till this! Subscribe to it as a sleeping aid if nothing else! If you like it tell your pals. If you hated it, seek help! Cheers