This week, your two favorite chaos coordinators are back — and yes, we cover everything from classic Doris Day movies to polygamy in Utah because apparently that’s our brand now.

Jen exposes her wildly specific opinions on old movies, Ashten reveals why she literally cannot sleep in silence (pray for her future roommates), and somehow we spiral into rapture theories and the Amish like we’re running a late-night cult podcast.

We also tackle social media trends (because of course we did), play a cutthroat round of “This or That,” and roast the latest Dancing with the Stars cast harder than sequins under stage lights.

At the end of the day, it’s just two best friends proving yet again that friendship is built on sarcasm, questionable pop culture takes, and at least one conversation that could get us kicked out of Sunday school.